The Things We Said – Wank Yourself Raw
Posted on October 7th, 2009 in I Touch Myself, The Things We Said
Shasta says:
Maybe it’s that plastic thing they jammed into my uterus last week
So much for “may cause a decrease in sex drive”
LOL
X says:
Ha Ha its the opposite world equivalent
Shasta says:
Yes
It would appear so
I should write a letter to the manufacturer
“Please add ‘may cause you to wank yourself raw‘ to the packaging. PLZKTNXBAI”
X says:
HA HA HA HA wank yourself raw
Some months back I had one day where I wanked like seriously 9 times in that day. I just couldn’t stop being aroused, and I could not feel satisfied.
Shasta says:
THAT IS ME TODAY AND YESTERDAY
It’s dumb, I don’t think I like it. Shit like that is only awesome in theory
X says:
Any common things done on either day?
Shasta says:
Not really, nothing out of the ordinary
Other than thinking about sex constantly
X says:
There are people out there, with those conditions where they cannot ever stop being horny ever, and they have to get off like 584389057902 times a day, and they eventually go crazy
Shasta says:
I do not want that condition
I just want to have an orgasm and feel satisfied and not like I’m going to need to wank again in like 5 minutes
October 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
i went a whole 6 days without wanking last week, due to a combination of menstruation & a serious case of emo. then my Muse made me cum buckets the other day – not exaggerating – and now i can’t stop wanking either. my bits are rubbed raw & all i can think of to do is slap on some hydrocortisone cream & get back at it in an hour or two. you’re not helping.
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