I must be cashing in some ultra-great karma these days, because Pleasure Me Now gave me an offer I could not refuse. The chance to test out a new and totally innovative sex toy, which I have be VERY eager to get my hands on since I first heard about it a month or two ago.
Drum roll Please
THE CONE!
Yes, it certainly is as odd as it sounds. I mean, what kind of a name is The Cone? Shouldn’t all sex toys be named after a strange animal or make some allusion to depravity? Not in this case.
I was like a little kid at Christmas when I ripped open the box it arrived in and dove into the packing peanuts with frantic anticipation. Mind you, I get two or three boxes of sex toys every month, so for me to be that excited says a lot about how eager I was to try out this toy.
It comes in a nifty pyramid-shaped, bright pink box. The included instructions are simple, although the silhouettes intended to show The Cone in use are confusing at best. I took it out of the box and looked it over. It was heavier than I expected, and a fairly good size. It has two small buttons on one side and the three required C batteries go in the bottom. I pushed the button on the right and held it for two seconds. The Cone began vibrating quietly on it’s lowest intensity. According to the information it has 16 settings, including ‘Orgasm Mode’ which is the last one. I pushed the left button and the vibration became more intense. I cycled through all 16 programs. The first 4 or 5 are steady vibration at increasing intensities. The rest are unique combinations of vibrations, pulsations, and rhythms designed to have you bucking your hips in wild abandon.
The Cone arrived the day before our Farewell Bash, so I decided to leave it out on the coffee table to let people take a look at it and try it out if they wanted. At first it was mostly questions about this unusual looking object, and what it was for, but as soon as everyone figured out how to use it, I think it was turned on most of the night (no to mention the guests, LOL). T and V took turns sitting on it, and everyone coped a feel at least once during the evening. Everyone loved it, and I was looking forward to having some alone-time with the pink wonder.
Jack tried it out before I had the chance. Sunday evening we turned it on and experimented with anal play. Jack found The Cone to be an absolutely fantastic toy for men who enjoy anal stimulation. Putting on a fairly firm surface and then sitting on it and masturbating was REALLY good, but then I had him lay on his back so that I could maneuver The Cone against his ass hole. He came in record time. He says that he thinks The Cone is a wonderful toy for men because it’s hands-free. You can easily sit on it or against it and masturbate without having to worry about it falling out or pulling it out. This leaves the hands free for stroking your cock or balls or whatever else you might like to do while you are getting off. I think that he would definitely have one just for himself, given the opportunity, LOL.
I got to try it out the next day. I turned it on and put it on the bed where my crotch would go. Then I laid on it, belly down, that it was nestled comfortably between my legs. My clit and labia were pushed against the side of The Cone, and there was no penetration. I relaxed and closed my eyes. The vibrations provided awesome all-over stimulation. Jack was laying beside me, watching with amusement. I let him man the controls.
Before long I was panting and groaning and rubbing myself against The Cone. Jack turned the vibration onto the highest steady setting and I orgasmed hard. It was amazing, quite unlike most toys that I have used. I LOVE that it’s hands free. You can just stretch out and let The Cone do all of the work. The result is a more intense, more relaxed orgasm, if that makes any sense.
Phew! What a ride it was.
My only complaints are that The Cone is not waterproof. I mean, it would be SO much more fun to be able to take it into the bath or the shower. It would also be easier to clean. However, that is a minimal complaint. The other thing that I find terribly inconvenient are the controls. They are difficult to get to without interrupting what you are doing. When you are laying on top of The Cone and you want to turn it up you pretty much have to get off of it and turn it up. Annoying.
I know that it’s not very esthetically pleasing, but a remote for this thing would rock. It wouldn’t have to be wireless, but some other way to control it while you are sitting on it would be useful.
I think that The Cone is possibly the most amazing vibrator that I have ever owned (and I have got a closet full of such things). It has become something of a running joke amongst my friends and I. Shasta needs regular ‘Cone Time’ or she becomes a very grumpy girl. People come to my house just to sit on my Cone. There is nothing better than turning that thing on and just stretching out on my bed to enjoy it for long, languid masturbation sessions. Or perhaps if I am already hot and horny I will flip it right onto orgasm mode and sit down on it for a quickie.
It’s an excellent couple toy, since both men and women can enjoy The Cone. I know that Jack gets enjoyment from controlling the buttons and teasing me into a frenzy. Certainly worth the investment, in my opinion.
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