So I’ve been bleeding for nine days now. Yes, NINE, which is four days longer than normal. This post is going to talk about blood, a lot, you have been warned.
No, I’m not going to bitch and complain because it’s really not so bad.
My period came early this month (the first cycle I’ve had since [...]
I woke up early Saturday morning, packed up my things, left a goodbye note for my siblings, who were sleeping off our late night out, and then walked to the 7-11 on the corner for a coffee. Caffeine in hand, I walked to the skytrain station, bought my ticket, and waited for my train.
I got [...]
I am *really* behind on reviews, but better late than never I suppose. Anyway, to make up for the delay, I’m putting up some photos to go with this product, and it’s the first time in a loooooooooooooooooong time that I’ve included photos!
The 24 Inch Deluxe Leather Riding Crop (also known around here as ‘the [...]
Jack: I’m going to go and get this shelf from Canadian Tire so that you can put it up
Shasta: Sounds good, but I’m not going to put it up today
Jack: Why not?
Shasta: Because I’m tired
Jack: Aiden, tell her that she HAS to put up the shelf, today!
Shasta: Goddamnit
Aiden drove me to the airport on Wednesday night so that I could catch my flight out to Vancouver. I had booked the trip in August, as I didn’t have a chance to see my siblings over the summer holidays, and I’ve missed them a great deal. It was also a great opportunity to hang [...]
Having just returned from spending four awesome days out in Vancouver, I’m reluctant to settle back into the daily demands of ‘normal life’ but settle back in I must.
Details and photos of the trip are pending, but I don’t have the time or inclination to upload the pictures and relate all of the stories just [...]
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Shasta says:
Maybe it’s that plastic thing they jammed into my uterus last week
So much for “may cause a decrease in sex drive”
LOL
X says:
Ha Ha its the opposite world equivalent
Shasta says:
Yes
It would appear so
I should write a letter to the manufacturer
“Please add ‘may cause you to wank yourself raw‘ to the packaging. PLZKTNXBAI”
X says:
HA HA [...]
As promised, an entire blog post devoted to vaginas! Ok, just my vagina. And less about my vagina and more about my uterus. Hooray!
The evening before the appointment (Wednesday night) as ordered, I got out the Misoprostol. Two little pills, shaped like hexagons, to be ‘inserted vaginally’ which is what I did, while wondering if [...]
Of ALL the things on earth that one could possibly sodomize themselves with, WHY IN THE FUCK would you choose a CACTUS? My delicate innards are cringing in horror and discomfort.
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