Stiletto Diaries

Vegetarian Friend:
Pigs were one of the first animals I stopped eating

Shasta:
Why is that?

Vegetarian Friend:
They taste too much like people

Shasta:
Good day

Random Friend:
IS IT REALLY?
IS IT?

Shasta:
For me, perhaps not so much for you

Random Friend:
Hehehh
Yeah

Shasta:
Are we angry? Tired? Frustrated?

Random Friend:
Tired as fuck and work is extra gay today, running 2 machines, doing 3 things on each
3 unrelated tasks

Random Friend:
Its gay

Shasta:
Ah, I understand your annoyance

Random Friend:
Yes
Gay

Shasta:
Just like peach cobbler

Random Friend:
Yes

Shasta:
Have you ever had someone randomly come up to you, grab one of your dreads, and PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH?

Random Friend:
Um
.
No.

Random Friend:
I have however, done that to others.

Shasta:
HA HA HA, are you serious?

Random Friend:
Because I am a creep.

Shasta:
That’s sick, maybe you were the guy the girl was talking about
LOL

Random Friend:
I try to be covert, and hide behind them and chew on it, and they are like “uh WHAT THE FUCK”

Shasta:
Why would you want to put someone’s dirty hair in your mouth?

Random Friend:
“Oh ello!..I…have to use the loo. FAREWELL” and run away

Shasta:
LMFAO
Seriously, I wanna see that happen someday
I would probably pee my pants

Random Friend:
Done and Done.

Random Friend says:
I’ve been having some erotic dreams

Random Friend says:
you know the kind right?

Shasta says:
LOL, do they involve a 300 pound dominatrix named Helga, a goat, and a tub of lard?

Random Friend says:
No not at all

Shasta says:
I have no idea then