Love Machine (Sex Machine) Review
Posted on January 23rd, 2009 in Bedroom Bling, Photos, Reviews, Sex Toy Care
This review has been a VERY long time in the making. This product has been tested by four people, to ensure consistent quality and durability. I wanted to be absolutely certain that it had undergone rigorous use before I encouraged anyone to drop a good chunk of money on it. The Love Machine is a compact fucking device that can give you up to 180 strokes per minute worth of pleasure. This thing is quite a ride. Thank you again to the awesome peeps at the sex toy store, PleasureMeNow.com for allowing me to give this machine a try!
One of the first things I fell in love with was the adjustability of the angle. You can use this thing in all sorts of positions. It even has holes in the back designed to allow you to hang it on the wall! I kid you not, you can mount it here, there, or anywhere. My favorite way to use is it by leaning over the edge of the bed or a large pillow and then sitting back on the love machine and letting it do all the work. I’ve also used it laying on my back, sitting on it, and squatting over it.
This sex machine also includes SIX attachments for your masturbatory pleasure. It even has a toy for the men, which may look scary, but actually proved to be quite pleasurable. While I felt that the attachments *could* have varied more in size, I actually tend to only use one of them, and unless you’re a serious size queen, you’re going to be satisfied with what’s included. I also must point out that the attachments are lower quality than what I generally prefer, and I wish that additional attachments were available (sold separately) in case one wanted to spring on bigger and better add-ons. While I didn’t dock any points for those minor complaints, I felt they were worth mentioning. I would encourage you to use condoms with your attachments, and always wash them well before and after use with mild anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Among the attachments are two vibrators, which plug into the side of the machine (no batteries!) and I really enjoyed the dual stimulation.
Both the vibrators and the thrust action are controlled by a hand-held remote. This is an awesome feature, since increasing the intensity is easy, and doesn’t distract you from the, ahem, task at hand 
The love machine is surprisingly quiet (considering) and it’s diminutive size makes it easy to store. The convenient handle also makes it easy to move from one place to another.
This bad boy will last longer than you can. It just keeps going and going and going, as hard or as softly as you like.
Need I remind you that Valentine’s Day is coming? This is the sort of gift that says “I want you to have more orgasms!” AND it’s on sale right now 
What are you waiting for?
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am
That is very cool!! But I want to see more pictures of it fucking you! tee hee ^_~
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Shasta
reply on January 30th, 2009 10:54 am:
I shall have to round some up for future HNT’s or something
XO
Shasta
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Great review, Shasta! I enjoyed testing out the sex machine when I was out in Toronto last June. I appreciate you letting me be the first to try it. *smiles* I even did an HNT picture recently where I put up a picture of me using it. I’m actually a bit surprised you didn’t mention it. It was a hot one and I talked about trying it out.
I really want to get one of these but they are a bit expensive. I have mentioned it to Master Anakin a few times but we are waiting for it to go on sale.
XOXO
padme
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
PS….Great picture!! I want to see more pictures too of you trying it out! *winks*
XOXO
padme
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Shasta
reply on January 30th, 2009 10:55 am:
Thanks for the comment
You know, I totally should have mentioned that in my review. To be honest though, I wrote it some time ago and just waited to publish it for the right time, and I didn’t really do much editing before I posted.
XOXO
Shasta
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Sorry for not commenting sooner, I wanted to… but I kinda hate being on the mac so I check out things and try to get off this asasp…
Anywho, Find this review hawt and the pic!
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Shasta
reply on January 30th, 2009 10:56 am:
Thank you dahling! Glad you liked the photo
XO
Shasta
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January 29th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I’ve always been curious about those kind of things. I’m not sure I could drop $300 on it though, Jesus! Would it be worth the money?
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Shasta
reply on January 30th, 2009 10:57 am:
Well, I suppose that depends. It’s a really high quality machine. The real question is, would you use it enough?
If you think you would, I encourage you to buy it, because you may never need another sex toy again.
If you don’t use toys all that often, probably better to pass on this one.
Hope that helps!
XO
Shasta
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