I Rub My Duckie Vibrator Review
Posted on May 6th, 2008 in Bedroom Bling, Reviews
Although I normally shy away from cutsie sex toys that are shaped like animals, because honestly, it’s a little creepy, I decided to make an exception for this particular item. Nia has been singing the praises of the I Rub My Duckie for months, and thus I decided I’d better try this popular toy for myself. Adam&Eve sent one over just for me, so I too could experience the hum of a rubber duck between my legs.
He’s cute enough for sure, and very inconspicuous. You could leave him by the tub or really any old place and no one would be the wiser that he’s a sex toy in disguise.
He’s also waterproof (naturally) so you can have plenty of bath time fun with his head and tail, which are the part of his body with the strongest vibration.
He also comes in a few different colors and ‘themes’. I’ve been Bondage duckie and I think Nia had one that was dressed like a devil. I don’t know if that makes them more appealing or less, LOL, I suppose it depends on what you like. I think I also saw one that was painted gold, which was a little too much, even for me.
The duckie requires one of those small screw drivers in order to open or close the battery compartment, which I find extremely inconvenient. You shouldn’t leave batteries in your toys between uses, and what a pain in the ass to have to track down a screw driver before and after you use this thing. I docked it a lot of points for that because sex toys shouldn’t be a lot of work. They are supposed to be fun after all, and the idea of hunting down the right sized screw driver just so I can wank kills it for me.
Another feature that I disliked is that it only has one speed. I am generally ver critical of single-intensity toys, because different people like different speeds of vibration. Personally I found the vibration to be quite enjoyable, to a point, but I couldn’t for the life of me reach orgasm with this toy. It was one of those almost-but-not-quite-there kind of experiences. The kind where you hoveron the brink of an orgasm but whatever you are doing it just not hitting the spot.
I found the shape to be impractical for the kind of stimulation I enjoy. Also it just reminds me too much of the rubber ducks my kids like to play with in the bath, and that just makes me never want to masturbate again.
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May 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Shasta,
38 days and counting today! Woot! Trip is getting closer and closer. Great review. I’ve seen the duck vibrators in the sex stores and also at the Taboo sex show and I was really wondering about them. I hear ya about it reminding you of the rubber ducks your kids have. I know both of my kids had them as babies too. Too strange about the shape and the fact it’s like a child’s toy like that.
I have always been reluctant to buy one because of that.
XOXO
padme amidala
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May 6th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I think that’s the first time I’ve seen you give any toy less than 4 O’s. I’d be more shocked if it wasn’t this lame duck.
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May 7th, 2008 at 4:53 am
shasta i can’t believe you don’t keep a screwdriver in your sex toy box, along with your rechargeable batteries, and charger. i never really worry about taking the batteries out until i run them down again – which happens frequently because i fricking love this toy – although this could be why i need a new duckie every 6-8 months
and you ask why it comes in so many colours. really. this from a someone with 27 different purses? besides, the ones with costumes have different textures (like the little horns).
since you hate him though, i will happily take him off your hands. i can never have too many
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