Teasin Twist Anal Dildo Review
Posted on April 28th, 2009 in Reviews
Over the years that I’ve been doing reviews a number of commenters have pointed out that I never seem to review any ‘bad’ toys. The fact is, I do my best to select high-quality items for review because honestly, why would I want to waste my time testing crap? At any rate, those of you who have been waiting for something to appear here that I don’t like, today is your day!
For starters, I would never chose a jelly toy like the Teasin Twist. It had that weird greasy feeling when I pulled it out of the package, and the awful jelly smell made me wrinkle my nose. 
No amount of washing will ever improve the smell or the feel. Phthalates aside, it’s not the sort of thing I want to put inside any orifice of my body.
Still, being a sport, I opened the end where the batteries go in. It looked cheaply made, and there was an ambiguous bit of metal sticking out in the middle of the battery chamber. I put a pair of batteries into it and turned it on. Basic escalating vibration, but not particularly strong. I’d also like to add that for an anal sex toy it’s rather long and large. Not for the inexperienced.
When I decided to remove the batteries the bit of metal prevented me from doing so. Being unwilling to lose a pair of good rechargeable batteries to such a piece of junk, I basically destroyed the thing in the process of removing them.
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