Edible products and my love/hate relationship with them. Thus far, my testing of Kama Sutra products has been hit and miss. Some were awful, and made me want to cut my tongue off. Others were sensual and delicious. I decided to brave another round of taste testing, thanks to Spicy Gear, to bring you the Kama Sutra Lover’s Paintbox. Being a chocolate addict, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Famous last words? Read on…

The Lover’s Paintbox consists of three small jars of chocolate body paint, and a very soft bristled paintbrush for application. The jars contain dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate flavours, respectively.

I’m a little bit embarrassed to admit that I was actually afraid to taste it. I put off doing so for as long as I could actually. My tongue recoiled in horror when I looked over those little jars thoughtfully. Yup, I’ve traumatized it that badly over the years.

Finally I convinced Jack to bear his balls so that we could do a proper tasting. I removed the lid from each jar and microwaved them for 30 seconds each. I highly suggest warming up the chocolate before you use it. Not only does the consistency become more agreeable to being painted on, but I feel the overall mouth experience is improves as well.

Before I applied any of it to his sensitive bits, we both tasted the contents of each jar. The initial taste is a little…chemical? Jack asked if there was any sort of alcohol product in the chocolate because it had a similar flavour to some varieties of chocolates filled with liqueur.

Once the after-taste kicks in, the flavour is actually quite pleasant.

When you chose to purchase these sorts of products it’s important to realize that they are flavoured body products. This is not like a jar of chocolate sauce, or melting pure chocolate. It will never taste as good as the real thing. As long as you are ok with that, this set is a fantastic gift idea or a surprise treat for a special occasion.

I painted Jack’s cock and balls up with chocolate and went to work. He says that the brush is soft enough to be used on the scrotum, and actually felt pretty nice. I would have to say that personally, I liked the dark chocolate paint the best.

If you are normally put off of oral sex due to the natural smells and tastes of genitals, this would be a great product for you to consider. Please be careful with use around the vagina, as the sugars can throw off your natural bacteria levels and leave you with a yeast infection. Just do not put the body paint inside the vagina or too close to the opening and you should be fine.

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