Well, this is a monumental post indeed! Not only am I reviewing my first toy geared towards males as much as females, but this is also post #200 for Stiletto Diaries Hurray!

So lets get to the good stuff shall we?

This toy is one of two that I am featuring this month from the Pleasure Me Now website. The toy selection there is awesome, I have long been a fan of their site for it’s toy reviews. They allow customers to submit their opinions on specific toys, which is something to consider when you are investing a lot of money into such things.

The Silicone Beaded Matador is basically a cock ring with a vibrating bullet insert and a string of what I assumed were anal beads coming off the bottom. It looked like something that I would love to try, especially for the beads, since I knew Jack would enjoy that feature.

When I got the toy I opened the package to check it out. Score! It came with batteries for the vibrating bullet. I loaded three of them into the bullet and turned it on. Hmmm, not too shabby on the vibration front. I took the batteries out (always a good idea between uses) and put the toy back in the box for later.

Jack and I finally got around to trying the toy out a day or two later. I put batteries into the bullet again, turned it on and it started to hum. Then about 10 seconds later it sputtered to a stop. “That’s odd” I said, turning it off and then back on. The vibration was weak at best, even turned on high. I opened the bullet, took the batteries out and replaced them with three fresh batteries. Still no dice.

Irritated I shook the bullet a bit and it stopped vibrating completely. Greeeeeeat, we got a defective one or this product is already heading to the land of bad reviews.

Not a couple to get discouraged, Jack and I decided to go ahead without the vibrator. I got him hard and he slipped the cock ring over his cock. The silicone is plenty stretchy and comfortable to wear. It made Jack’s erection harder and thicker than ever! We both marveled at how his veins were bulging out along his shaft.

Now it was time to see if those beads were worth the hype. Jack laid down and I checked out the situation. It occurred to me immediately that the string of beads was not going to reach his ass, no way. At best, if I stretched the hell out of it, we got one bead in which popped out almost immediately. Well, that is certainly silly. What use are anal beads if they were apparently not designed to reach the anus?

So far things were not looking promising. I suggested we move on to the main event. We decided that perhaps missionary would be a good position, and proceeded to git down a dirty. Jack says that the cock ring DID enhance his experience. I found the bulls head was just too large and hard for my clit. Perhaps the vibrator would have made it more pleasant, but then again I have VERY sensitive genitals.

We had somewhat better luck with me on top. One bead stayed in Jack’s butt, and he said that he really enjoyed the pressure on his balls from the string of beads. I still found the bulls head uncomfortable.

Jack climaxed, which he said felt slightly different, perhaps better than usual. He removed the ring and we sat down to discuss our thoughts on the product in question.

The concept of this toy is AWESOME. I mean I would LOVE to find a cock ring that vibrates that has a long enough string of anal beads that will actually reach from a man’s cock to his rear. It’s seriously genius, and I wish that this product had delivered like I hoped it would.

Maybe we just had bad luck with the bullet part, but that doesn’t negate the way-too-short string of anal beads. Also my motto about adult toys holds true. Fork over the bucks for anything that is motorized, because you seriously get what you pay for. At the price of this toy it’s better not to expect it to move mountains.

Still, I say if you are interested, try it out. It’s not a huge investment and if you don’t like it you won’t feel like you got ripped off. Or you can take a look at some of the other great dual climax products the site has to offer.

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***I know that it’s past Thursday, but consider this my very late contribution to HNT. I hope you enjoyed the photos. As you can see I am VERY overdue for a wax. That is 7 weeks worth of growth. V and I are going tomorrow afternoon thankfully. I’d like to thank Jack for helping me with this review and for allowing me to post pics of his amazing cock. Please be kind, it’s not easy to do that sort of thing!***