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Of ALL the things on earth that one could possibly sodomize themselves with, WHY IN THE FUCK would you choose a CACTUS? My delicate innards are cringing in horror and discomfort.
Over the years that I’ve been doing reviews a number of commenters have pointed out that I never seem to review any ‘bad’ toys. The fact is, I do my best to select high-quality items for review because honestly, why would I want to waste my time testing crap? At any rate, those of you [...]
Can one ever really have too many Fun Factory toys? The answer, in my opinion, is NO! Today I have a curious-looking little anal probe review for you, care of Vibrator.com and Jack, who assisted me in testing. The first day that we had the Fun Factory Wanda Anal Probe, the three of us got [...]
I’ve been eyeing up a certain rear end toy for some months now. “Can a person really have too many sets of anal beads?” I asked myself, while browsing the products at Buy Vibes. The answer was, of course not, and so Flexi Felix (made by Fun Factory) found his way to my doorstep and [...]
Do you know what this blog needs? More anal toy reviews! Woohoo. To assist me on my quest to bring you the best in back door bedroom bling, Pleasure Me Now sent me the Kobe Tai Anal Adventure Kit. The idea behind this kit is to provide a variety of anal toys suitable for beginners, [...]
You know, I’ve been lusting after the sleek and sexy steel toys made by Njoy since I discovered their website some months ago. I wondered how that cold (or warm perhaps) metal would feel sliding along the front wall of my cunt. So when the fabulous people at Spicy Gear up and sent me one, [...]
Vibrator.com asked Jack and I if we would mind reviewing another prostate massager toy for men! Who were we to refuse? Thus the Progasm showed up with the mail man one day (it was in a box, not his butt, you pervs). After a little preparatory excitement we were all set to go. Since Jack’s [...]
I am really excited about this review, even though the toy wasn’t for me. I am enjoying featuring more male-oriented toys for my guy readers (and their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends). These toys make great gifts for that special man in your life! Thank you Viibs.com for making this review possible. Now for something totally interesting and fabulous. [...]
My very first lubricant review, thanks to Pleasure Me Now. I have something of a love/hate relationship with lubricant, so I was quite keen to give O’My Natural Personal Lubricant a run. I went through nearly 6 months of anal sex without ever using lubricant. I’ve never needed to use it for vaginal sex because [...]
Man my life is rough *cheeky grin*. SO many reviews, so little time Tee Hee. This weeks product is brought to you by Eden Fantasys. The toy in question is called the Baby Bug, which I will admit was off putting, but it is manufactured by Fun Factory, so I was confident that I would [...]
I was feeling like a puddle of goo after my most satisfying orgasm, but the boys were both raring to go again. So, they decided to take turns fucking my brains out. Kind of like a horny tag team against poor little me. Somehow I doubt I am invoking much sympathy, LOL. I don’t clearly [...]
So K came out of the bathroom… Jack and I were kissing and groping each other and I thought I could hear K come into the bedroom. I had my back to the door and Jack was doing a good job of distracting me. Jack reached down and pulled my shirt up and over my [...]
…Bare skin glazed with sweat…panting…groaning…lust hanging so heavy in the air you could taste it. We were wrapped around each other, bodies pressed tight together, I could feel my heart pounding. His hands were on me, coaxing me to relax. He didn’t want to cause me any discomfort. He didn’t know that I always expect [...]
All of the stuff with K happened a few days ago, and since then I have received a couple of comments that I want to address here. First of all, I know that Jack was initially hesitant for me to take K on my little road trip. He also told me that if I decided [...]
Last chapter in this story (and just in time since I may be going to see K tonight and then I will have to write all about that! LOL). We got back to K’s place and I had to go pee very badly (maybe from all that coffee I had drank that morning). I left [...]
Have I teased all of you enough yet? LOL, honestly I just haven’t had much time to blog. I had company all week until today (you remember, the friend I was going to pick up that made this entire story possible). Ahem, now where was I…oh yes, trying to find a frickin side road… So [...]
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