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Vibrating Clitoral Pump Review

Vibrating Clitoral PumpWhen my friends at Pleasure Me Now asked me to try out a Vibrating Clitoral Pump, I sort of arched an eyebrow and envisioned my poor girl parts being sucked up into a pink hoover. Not sexy, AT ALL!

Clitoral pumps are mysterious to be, both in form and function. Yes, I understand the drawing of the blood to the surface of the skin to increase arousal. However, I was not sure that ‘forcing’ said blood to the surface via suction would cause anything but a bruise in a most sensitive place. Still, I agreed to give it a go. I’ll do just about anything for my favorite retailer.

The pump arrived and languished away in a box while we moved ‘cross the country. Recently I dug it out and examined it skeptically, giving the suction action a brief test on an exposed nipples (both mine and another one that happened to be next to me in bed). Hmmmm, kind of a strange sensation, but no where near the suction that Jack can generate with that talented mouth of his.

I don’t think that this toy was designed for serious suction action. Yes, it lifts the skin a bit, but the cupping portion is small and after squeezing the ball a couple of times you reach maximum capacity that does not result in a lot of extra sensation.

It comes with two rubbery ‘head covers’ that fit over the top of the toy and rest against your skin. I like that feature because you can remove them for cleaning. It also comes with two small reusable sponges that fit inside the top of the toy to protect the motor from lubricant or juices. Be sure to clean those as well between uses.

This one also vibrates so I popped some batteries in and was a little surprised to discover that there is no ‘off/on’ switch. You up the batteries in, screw the bottom on and it turns the toy on. There is only one vibration speed, and you have to take the batteries out to turn it off. Hardly practical if you ask me.

Well, all my griping aside, I gave it a go on the nether bits. I found that using such high vibration right off the start was a little much for me without warm up. So once I got good and in the mood I tried it again. The suction was actually a little uncomfortable for me. I did not enjoy the sensation on my clit at all. It was a little fun on the nipples, but that’s about it.

Of course, that might just be me. If you are curious about clitoral pumps and want to try this out, by all means! I’ll give it an ‘E’ for effort, because the concept is awesome, I just think that they could make a few improvements.

This Product Receives:

1 Out Of 5

4 Responses to “Vibrating Clitoral Pump Review”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Nice to see a bad review now and then. With all of the OOOO and OOOOO reviews, I thought you might be a toy slut. Just sorry there was now HNT pix to accompany the review.

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  2. padme amidala Says:

    Very interesting review, Shasta. I have never heard of a vibrating clitoral pump before so it’s good to hear how it went and what you thought of it.
    padme amidala

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  3. Shasta Gibson Says:


    You know, I hadn’t thought about that too much. I mean, having mostly good reviews. Truth be told, I generally make my very best effor to select toys that I think are going to be really good. I guess I feel like it’s sort of a waste of time to review toys that are obviously going to be junk. However, you raised a good point in my head. It would be useful for people to know which toys to avoid as well. Thanks for the comment! Sorry about the lack of pics :P Maybe next time ;)


    I hadn’t given them much thought before either. It was a neat opportunity to try one out.


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  4. Mr. & Mrs SW Says:

    Thanks for the review. I (Mrs.SW) was considering this products but had my doubts. We went to WalMart and for two bucks bought a snake bit kit that had two large suction cups that can be used on the nipples as well as the clit and gives all the sensation I need.

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