Welcome one and all to another exciting episode of Shasta Tries Edible Products Even Though They Squick Her Out. Closed Captioning provided by Vibrator.Com (for all of you sex toy needs). Kama Sutra French Vanilla Creme Body Souffle is a massage product that is included in the very popular Earthly Delights Tin. Using a cream as opposed to an oil for massage seemed a little strange to me, but I decided to give it a try.
The first thing I noticed when I opened the jar was the smell. OH MY GOD! It was incredible. So delicious that I wanted to eat the contents immediately. Yum yum.
Poor Jack was fasting for a urine/blood test during the evening that I wanted to test this product and he grumbled loudly as I smeared it onto his skin. How dare I rub him down with something that smelled so good and only served to make him hungry!
He was also grumbling because the cream is pretty cold on the skin. Unlike oil, you cannot easily warm this cream up before application. However, cold as opposed to warm simply provides a different sensation, which is good in most situations.
The souffle wasn’t exactly greasy, but it didn’t absorb into the skin quickly. This is a good thing, because you don’t want to have to keep adding more and more cream while you are giving a massage. Eventually it did absorb, and there wasn’t any strange reside left.
After I rubbed it onto Jack’s skin, I kissed and nibbled his back. The taste was acceptable, not nearly as good as it smelled, and oddly, it made my lips and mouth numb! I don’t know if that is a desired effect or what. I am guessing that the numbing aspect only effects sensitive areas like the lips and mouth, because my hands weren’t numb, nor was Jack’s back. It was a little weird, but also kind of fun. It wasn’t a serious numbing either, just a tingling and then it sort of felt like my lips were coated with wax. I still had sensation, but the sense of touch was a little dulled.
I would not recommend ingesting it in large amounts however. I would certainly be interested in trying out some of the other scents/flavours available.
I cannot get over the smell! I plan to rub some on before I go out next time. That should get some attention
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