The Cone Review

Posted on April 19th, 2007 in Bedroom Bling, Carnal Confessions, Half-Nekkid Thursday, I Touch Myself, Photos, Reviews, Sex Toy Care

The Cone!I must be cashing in some ultra-great karma these days, because Pleasure Me Now gave me an offer I could not refuse. The chance to test out a new and totally innovative sex toy, which I have be VERY eager to get my hands on since I first heard about it a month or two ago.

Drum roll Please


Yes, it certainly is as odd as it sounds. I mean, what kind of a name is The Cone? Shouldn’t all sex toys be named after a strange animal or make some allusion to depravity? Not in this case.

Cone VibratorI was like a little kid at Christmas when I ripped open the box it arrived in and dove into the packing peanuts with frantic anticipation. Mind you, I get two or three boxes of sex toys every month, so for me to be that excited says a lot about how eager I was to try out this toy.

It comes in a nifty pyramid-shaped, bright pink box. The included instructions are simple, although the silhouettes intended to show The Cone in use are confusing at best. I took it out of the box and looked it over. It was heavier than I expected, and a fairly good size. It has two small buttons on one side and the three required C batteries go in the bottom. I pushed the button on the right and held it for two seconds. The Cone began vibrating quietly on it’s lowest intensity. According to the information it has 16 settings, including ‘Orgasm Mode’ which is the last one. I pushed the left button and the vibration became more intense. I cycled through all 16 programs. The first 4 or 5 are steady vibration at increasing intensities. The rest are unique combinations of vibrations, pulsations, and rhythms designed to have you bucking your hips in wild abandon.

My Personal FavoriteThe Cone arrived the day before our Farewell Bash, so I decided to leave it out on the coffee table to let people take a look at it and try it out if they wanted. At first it was mostly questions about this unusual looking object, and what it was for, but as soon as everyone figured out how to use it, I think it was turned on most of the night (no to mention the guests, LOL). T and V took turns sitting on it, and everyone coped a feel at least once during the evening. Everyone loved it, and I was looking forward to having some alone-time with the pink wonder.

Jack tried it out before I had the chance. Sunday evening we turned it on and experimented with anal play. Jack found The Cone to be an absolutely fantastic toy for men who enjoy anal stimulation. Putting on a fairly firm surface and then sitting on it and masturbating was REALLY good, but then I had him lay on his back so that I could maneuver The Cone against his ass hole. He came in record time. He says that he thinks The Cone is a wonderful toy for men because it’s hands-free. You can easily sit on it or against it and masturbate without having to worry about it falling out or pulling it out. This leaves the hands free for stroking your cock or balls or whatever else you might like to do while you are getting off. I think that he would definitely have one just for himself, given the opportunity, LOL.

Orgasm Mode!I got to try it out the next day. I turned it on and put it on the bed where my crotch would go. Then I laid on it, belly down, that it was nestled comfortably between my legs. My clit and labia were pushed against the side of The Cone, and there was no penetration. I relaxed and closed my eyes. The vibrations provided awesome all-over stimulation. Jack was laying beside me, watching with amusement. I let him man the controls.

Before long I was panting and groaning and rubbing myself against The Cone. Jack turned the vibration onto the highest steady setting and I orgasmed hard. It was amazing, quite unlike most toys that I have used. I LOVE that it’s hands free. You can just stretch out and let The Cone do all of the work. The result is a more intense, more relaxed orgasm, if that makes any sense.

Phew! What a ride it was.

My only complaints are that The Cone is not waterproof. I mean, it would be SO much more fun to be able to take it into the bath or the shower. It would also be easier to clean. However, that is a minimal complaint. The other thing that I find terribly inconvenient are the controls. They are difficult to get to without interrupting what you are doing. When you are laying on top of The Cone and you want to turn it up you pretty much have to get off of it and turn it up. Annoying.

The Cone Rocks!I know that it’s not very esthetically pleasing, but a remote for this thing would rock. It wouldn’t have to be wireless, but some other way to control it while you are sitting on it would be useful.

I think that The Cone is possibly the most amazing vibrator that I have ever owned (and I have got a closet full of such things). It has become something of a running joke amongst my friends and I. Shasta needs regular ‘Cone Time’ or she becomes a very grumpy girl. People come to my house just to sit on my Cone. There is nothing better than turning that thing on and just stretching out on my bed to enjoy it for long, languid masturbation sessions. Or perhaps if I am already hot and horny I will flip it right onto orgasm mode and sit down on it for a quickie.

It’s an excellent couple toy, since both men and women can enjoy The Cone. I know that Jack gets enjoyment from controlling the buttons and teasing me into a frenzy. Certainly worth the investment, in my opinion.

This Product Receives:

5 Out Of 5

Published by Shasta

10 Responses to “The Cone Review”

  1. jack and jill Says:

    wow – cool…. THANKS FOR THE REVIEW – we’ll have to go get one ASAP

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  2. cuntstorm Says:

    i’ve seen that one in babeland. at first sight, i thought it looked a bit unwieldy since it was so big and the point looked a bit intimidating. but ooooh! lucky you, got it for free!!

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  3. The Dragon Says:

    We dont get these where I live!!!
    We dont even get your basic vibrator here.
    You depress me, SG, you really do!

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  4. Tess Says:

    Time to get one of these.

    I’m going to need a bigger toy box.

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  5. SweetCaroline Says:

    Great review… You sold me!

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  6. leelee Says:

    i have a question? How do you put a condom on it for safe sex? Is it washable?

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  7. Shasta Gibson Says:


    That’s an excellent question. Sadly there is no way I can see to put a condom on it. However, plastic wrap or a dental dam might work.

    It is washable, however it’s not water proof. It’s made of silicone so if you use an anti-bacterial soap (or, as I would suggest, an anti-bacterial wipe or adult toy cleaner) you can sanitize it sufficiently to make sharing between people as safe as possible.

    Hopefully that helps :) I understand that the makers of the cone are indeed coming up with some sort of ‘condom’ to be used with said product.


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  8. Mr. Doe Says:

    Mmmm… Maybe more photos and/or a video would help to understand how to use it.

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  9. ElvisNo Gravatar Says:

    I realize that your review on this is a year or so old. I was wondering if you have any further comments on this toy in the year that you’ve had it. I just got one for my wife, and now we are wondering what the best combinations of positions are. Going to try it out tonight, but ANY advice is appreciated! My wife typically does her solo thing laying on her back, but it doesn’t look like with this shape it’s very conducive to that? Thoughts?

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  10. MeganNo Gravatar Says:

    I know this is an older review but it truly caught my attention!! I have a question though, how did pleasure me now give you this offer? Do you get companies willing to give you toys to test and review?
    How did you get into doing that? It sounds like pure fun!

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