Shasta: Immediately preceding oestrus, your female cat may become unusually affectionate, by sidling up and rubbing her hind quarters against furniture, stuffed toys, other cats, and/or her favorite human. She may spend excessive time licking her genital area. Random Cat Owner Friend: Well that’s just her all the time Shasta: The Queen (name for female [...]
Random Friend: I WORRY Shasta: WHY??? Random Friend: It’s what I do, I am a professional worrier Shasta: What do you worry about? Random Friend: People, things, bugs, my cat, if I bought the right size shoes…stuff like that Shasta: How does that relate to nudity and web cams?
Random Friend: Everybody wants cake Shasta: Yes Cake while naked Random Friend: I guess Shasta: I prefer cake that way Random Friend: I can see that Shasta: Mhmm
Shasta: Are you out of bed yet? Random Friend: Of course not Shasta: Did you know that flamingos are afraid of foxes? Random Friend: I…no. Shasta: Well, they are Random Friend: I guess that makes sense Shasta: Yes I suppose it does
Random Friend: glug glug lgu glug Shasta: slug slug slug Random Friend: Ahh slugs, that reminds me of a disgusting story. Shasta: My favorite kind! Random Friend: Not this one. I shall spare you. Shasta: It can’t be any worse than my drunken brother, cooking and eating his own vomit
Shasta: Laundry on the go, one sink of dishes done and a second one soaking right now. Are you excited about tonight at all? Jack: Yes, I am eating minimally so I can enjoy a $140/person night LOL Shasta:I’m going to send you the map to Susur so you can print it 
So we [...]
Vegetarian Friend: Pigs were one of the first animals I stopped eating Shasta: Why is that? Vegetarian Friend: They taste too much like people
Shasta: Good day Random Friend: IS IT REALLY? IS IT? Shasta: For me, perhaps not so much for you Random Friend: Hehehh Yeah Shasta: Are we angry? Tired? Frustrated? Random Friend: Tired as fuck and work is extra gay today, running 2 machines, doing 3 things on each 3 unrelated tasks Random Friend: Its gay [...]
Shasta: Have you ever had someone randomly come up to you, grab one of your dreads, and PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH? Random Friend: Um . No. Random Friend: I have however, done that to others. Shasta: HA HA HA, are you serious? Random Friend: Because I am a creep. Shasta: That’s sick, maybe you [...]
Random Friend says: I’ve been having some erotic dreams Random Friend says: you know the kind right? Shasta says: LOL, do they involve a 300 pound dominatrix named Helga, a goat, and a tub of lard? Random Friend says: No not at all Shasta says: I have no idea then
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