Stiletto Diaries™

She Can Play Hide The Sausage With The Best Of Them

Posted on February 21st, 2007 in Are You Gonna Eat That?, Does All Her Own Stunts

I haven’t felt much like blogging over the past week or so. Life has been…interesting, as always.

Over the weekend I went to another round of personal development seminars. It was really just so fantastic, and exactly what I needed just then. It was wonderful to see my friends and to reconnect in a way that was totally genuine and beautiful. Something incredibly significant happened while I was there, and I have come back feeling like a new person, yet again.

On Sunday evening, V and I went out for supper and then to an odd little establishment called A Bar Named Sue and watched Tim Hus preform. It was a good show, but this bar was smaller than my kitchen. Literally you could not find a place to stand that didn’t involve touching someone else. I wanted to leave but V wanted to stay, so I relented and we started a bar tab. Drink until it gets better I suppose, which worked in this situation.

Eventually I had a good time. There was LOADS of eye candy, and like 9 guys to every girl, so it wasn’t that bad. The bathroom looked like it had been painted by drunk monkeys, but there was an electric train set that runs around the walls just below the ceiling, which was neat. A random male wormed his way into coming back to V’s place with us, but caught a cab home when it became very clear that he was not getting any tail. He had an aversion to profanities and felt that V was being a bully by insisting that he sleep on the couch. He was actually very hot, and part of me wanted so badly to get naked with him, but I knew that I would regret it the next day. Thank god I was still sober enough to be thinking semi-rationally.

V and I spent the next day in recovery mode, which entails sleeping until noon, then dragging ourselves out of the house (in our most comfortable clothes) to fetch coffee from Second Cup, pick up some grease gut grenades (anything from McDonald’s) and then off to retrieve the vehicle that was abandoned the night before. We went back to her place and watched Trust The Man which was amusing and sweet in it’s own way.

Gotta love long weekends!

I will eventually get around to writing about all of the drama that seems to constantly surface, mostly thanks to yours truly I suspect. What can I say, I find life dull when there isn’t any crazy shit happening.

Since it’s Hump Day, check out this hilarious Trojan Condom commercial!

Also, everyone try out my Friend Test, at the top of my sidebar I am interested to see how people score on it!